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Sent: Thursday, January 06, 2005 12:30 AM
Subject: 01.06: A Gold Funny
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There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved
because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be
able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he
might be able to take some of his wealth with him.
An angel hears his plea and appears to him, "Sorry, but
you can't take your wealth with you."
The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might
bend the rules.
The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him. The
angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow
him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers
his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places
it beside his bed.
Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven
to greet St. Peter. Seeing the suitcase Peter says, "Hold
on, you can't bring that in here!"
But the man explains to him that he has permission and asks him
to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, Peter checks and
comes back saying, "You're right. You are allowed one carry-on
bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it
Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the
man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims, "You
Mikey's Thot for the Day:
I WANT to have lots of patience; I just don't want to NEED it!
PASS IT ON!
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